So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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