My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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