i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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