my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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