walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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