i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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