Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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