Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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