How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Shame is for Republicans.
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