I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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