why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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