I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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