We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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