if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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