the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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