he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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