I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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