she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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