Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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