I must be too annoying 4 u.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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