she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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