worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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