We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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