Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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