i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
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What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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