I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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