i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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