): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
40s are totally the cure
BRING THE BAGELS
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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