Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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