"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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