just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend