Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(630): View more from Illinois

just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.

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(312): View more from Illinois

the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.

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(310): View more from California

the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights

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(904): View more from Florida

took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.

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(815): View more from Illinois

There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.

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(360): View more from Washington

No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.

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(614): View more from Ohio

hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes

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(618): View more from Illinois

We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend

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