I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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