Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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