Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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