Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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