Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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