Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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