This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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