hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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