We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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