Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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