Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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