Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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