This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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