it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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