i just wanna soil my oats bro
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Randomize
