I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
