He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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