I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
