: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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