TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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