How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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