I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
