Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I got inside last night via doggy door
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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