David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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