I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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