The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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